Nothing makes me want Ragu more than walking in on my parents.
Memorable, but I have no idea how it relates to Ragu. Is a thick, red liquid going to get my mind off of seeing my parents so indelicately indisposed?
"Daddy, stop stabbing Mommy! She's screaming, you're killing her!"
Operative lessons here:
1. Always knock
2. Ragu heals all emotional scars