After being inspired by Powersauce. "I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into a handy mouth-sized bar." Season 9 always gets a little hate for being the "start of the decline", but it has some of my favorite episodes (mainly this one "King of the Hill" and "the city of New York vs. Homer Simpson")
Good ol' Jasper Beardly takes over teaching at Springfield Elementary. You better believe that's a paddlin'
Mojo the helper monkey after being assigned to Homer. Pray for Mojo.