Simpsons Clips - Food in Bar Form, Helper Monkeys, Paddlin', and Apes

Here are 4 unrelated, short Simpsons clips that always make me crack a smile.

After being inspired by Powersauce.  "I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into a handy mouth-sized bar."  Season 9 always gets a little hate for being the "start of the decline", but it has some of my favorite episodes (mainly this one "King of the Hill" and "the city of New York vs. Homer Simpson")

Good ol' Jasper Beardly takes over teaching at Springfield Elementary.  You better believe that's a paddlin'

Mojo the helper monkey after being assigned to Homer.  Pray for Mojo.

Simpsons Planet of the Apes featuring Troy McClure.  (Bonus: not a clip of the Dr. Zaius song)  The line that always gets me from that sequence is the "chimpan-a to chimpan-z" line.

I'm sure I'll think of another good one right after I publish this post.  

My Favorite Futurama Sight Gag Ever: The Kegelcizer

This one kills me every time.

It's just a quick pan shot with this lady in the foreground straining at her excercise, but not moving.  Man is the joke ridiculous.

The Kegel muscles are the muscles of the pelvic floor.  They can be strengthened to aid in childbirth for women, help control urinary incontinence, and help prevent premature ejaculation in men.  Generally the conception is that for women, exercising the Kegels can help them get "tighter".

That sort of makes this a dirty joke, but just really funny.

(BTW the dirtiest joke to make it onto a prime time cartoon remains the "Sneed's Feed and Seed" joke from The Simpsons)